Roll down the window in the Chevy and i listen to the critics but they really weren't saying shit, Buddy imma cut a motherfucker from an Alabama creek you don't know who you playing with, I talk so much that i bit one of these pebbles on me got laryngitis, the wave is contagious so who gave it, apparently i did, Put fish in the back of my boat, imma fisherman, imma reel em in Mackerel, Imma give em ten minutes then put em back in the water there just to see em all float, they kinda like mix tapes in the back of trunk yea i got em all sold, Alabama with an Arm and Hammer, swimming in propaganda, i got em all whoa, promenade country boy get out my way, gallon of sweet tea, packet of lemonade, smacking a faggot a cracking on pen and page, no homo, anyway, any stage, rip it anyways, the independent way, looks heavy in his J's, foot work, send him in a rage, feeling like a millionaire on minimum wage, don't need a Mercedes to take your girl, my Chevy is sick, hurl, i let her play wit my mullet, while she sip syrup, hold up, Alabama farm make you lose your teeth like a mountain dew soda, some saltines wanna live in a box, but guess what? imma the cracker who showed up, and we can take it to the corner, small town so we can take it over, yea ten million rocks, bet it up we can make it a boulder, shadow is hanging over your shoulder, and we about to roll it over, and when that bitch come flying down the hill, you better burn wheels like somebody told ya, keys go on and grab em, shits creek don't leave the paddle, grab the poncho for the rain of battles, don't time yo get the saddle, cause i've been on my travels, since Adam bit the apple, i feel like i got the biggest dick in the world and i cant even fit a magnum, LEMON, my mamma smoking weed like a chimney, color my marley, like yeah man, yea we got trees and a couple kegs if ya want to party, right here man, pop a trunk, pop a duck, we know you dont give a fuck, we know you fear none, hardest man alive