Fenning: Are we, uh, still doing this? Yelling At Cats: Uh, yeah, we're rolling.
[BANTER]
[F3nning] This is F3, a model brony Here to shed some light on a subject that near to me It's plain to see, that what seems like a fandom with no heirs Is in reality a hierarchy that's unfair
And if ya want to face facts, then I can give you quite a scare Getting love from the higher ups is really quite rare And with initiation rights to get famous, I fucking swear It's like riding a fucking bus; you wanna go? Then pay the fare!
And with musicians, really some ponies are just ridiculous It's obvious to some that respect and love is really just A pipe-dream, forgettable as it is meticulous To not be a dick to anyone who's as unknown as us
And every now and then, we'll get a nice dude Quick to love and slow to judge, and never really rude But if he's unwilling to do some trivial request Then he'll be left in obscurity like all the fucking rest
[BANTER]
[Yelling At Cats] Meow~! They call me Cats I'm a brat to the kittens I like to yell at Up here to roast these mics and Spike your drink I guess that's why I'm no so liked, I think
I'm on the brink of insanity for causing calamity Oh the humanity! I love my profanity! I love the vanity that these kids show - They say I rap slow, don't know shit about flow?
You're about a hop, skip, and a jump away From a big beat down, so watch what you say It's ironic cause this music is symbolic You act so demonic, 'cause your music's bionic
Keep takin' and gawking' about the fans you got Go think that you're hot when you really are not Cause you bought your place, claimed skill, and plus You didn't start from the bottom up, like us
So what's the fuss when I state a fact? Why's it attract kids who like to react With hate, and they generate a stupid retort 'Cause they think I don't do this just for the sport
I'll be honest, I feel like blowing a fuse These kids confuse me for accusing these dudes Fuck the hierarchy, and how you choose it Smarty Pants, YAC - let there be music
[BANTER]
(breakdown)
[F3nning]
Yeah
I'm just like fuck it; you wanna be making this into a competition? But you seem to forget that your contest leads you right into perdition And it be keeping me wishing that all these bronies can see my mission To free us from all the hatred that we're always fucking dishing.
[Yelling At Cats] They fucked up when they started working for fame Sptittin' the same writtin' shit, and makin' a joke of the game It's lame, but who's the blame? The people up at the top! Who stop traffic, and are erratic to the bronies they drop!
[F3nning] YAC making music with meaning And with the blood of tiger call him Charlie cause he be Sheening Makin' 'em wish they had guts like Cats, like bursting a spleen and Standing up for what he believe like he be leaving ya dreaming
[Yelling At Cats] Juicy little flanks just movin' around To the sound with their pretty face up, hooves down F3nning and Cats, running a rat race, disgrace Smarty Pants kiddies, please just turn up the fucking bass