I can't separate your fiction from fact You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back You've been talking as fast as you can I'm not listening anymore
Now baby You're changing all the rules You're taking advantage of a fool
Good evening I'm Ed Burroughs And the name of this show is "Person To Person" Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous motion picture and television director Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous occassion being given in your honor I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you