Sips: It's Christmas Eve bro At SipsCo HQ I'm all alone here, just like every year I pour myself a drink A pint of mountain dew I raise my glass up high, and toast our old friend Guy.
Oh who's that bearded one Outside, dressed like a bum My god, it's freezing But he's not squealing He's got a plan I see To build a factory Won't make it on his own Well I can change that...
Sjin: We'll have girls big as cars And a pool full of cash Now, the fun never ends Throw your fears in the trash When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more
We can do it! Sips: Hooray! Best dirt ever made Sips & Sjin: In a rainbow of flavors from bacon to lime The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine!
All: Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing 'Sips Co Hooray!' And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas day!
Sjin: There's monsters about Sips: And the power is out The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime Sjin: There's a fire and a flood And I'm covered in blood Sipsco Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time!
All: Pool boys from the interview chamber choir still singing 'Sips Co Hooray!' But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas day!
Lewis: Hey guys, you need a hand? Simon: Well let's reform the band! Duncan: I'll build this factory With new technology Sjin: This dirt is super pure One hundred percent I'm sure Sips: Come have a drink in here The finest Sipsco dirt beer!
All: Pool boys from the interview chamber choir were singing Sips Co Hooray! And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas day!