And so I dig sometimes For some coal and stone And I think to myself "I'm all alone" And then I I saw a cute little piggy And so I fed you some wheat And you followed me All the way back to the factory And then I screamed at the top of my lungs "Best friends from now on!"
And I say Hey! Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey yeah yeah I said hey Best friends from now on!
And I say Hey! Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey yeah yeah I said hey Let's get this cookin' on
Sips: And he fried! Simon: Oh my god did I fry! I fried all the pork It's a taste infusion
Duncan: And he grills! Simon: Oh my god did I grill! It was such a thrill Duncan: Myar! Simon: Pass the bar-be-que sauce!
And I say Hey! Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey yeah yeah I said hey My best friend has now gone!
And I say Martyn (Ghost of Pig): Don't cry for me Just keep me inside Inside of your big dwarf belly
Simon: Hey! Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey yeah Hey! Yeah! Ye ye yeah! Eating friends is so wrong