FREDERICK: If you're blue and you Don't know where to go to Why don't you go Where fashion sits...
MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz!
FREDERICK: Different types Who wear a day coat Pants with stripes And cutaway coat Perfect fits...
MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz!
FREDERICK: Dressed up like a Million-dollar trouper Tryin' hard To look like Gary Cooper
MONSTER: Super duper!
FREDERICK: Come let's mix Where Rockefellers Walk with sticks Or \"umbrellas\" In their mitts MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz!
INGA: Have you seen the well-to-do Up and down Park Avenue
IGOR: On that famous thoroughfare With their noses in the air
FREDERICK: High hats and arrow collars, White spats and lots of dollars
INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK: Spending every dime For a wonderful time If you're blue and you Don't know where to go to Why don't you go Where the fashion sits...
IGOR: [Put...Put...Put...Put...] Puttin' on the ritz!
INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK: Different types Who wear a day coat Pants with stripes And cutaway coat They're perfect fits...
IGOR: [Ha Cha...Cha Cha...Cha] Puttin' on the ritz!
INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK: [Take it!]
MONSTER: [Bah da da dum bah Bah da da da dum Wah wah wah Wah bah da Bodily da dum Bodily dadum Be doo be Doo wah]
INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK: [Yeah!]
MONSTER: Super duper!
INGA, IGOR & FREDERICK: Come let's mix Where Rockefellers Walk with sticks Or \"umbrellas\" In their mitts
MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz!
FREDERICK: Puttin' on the ritz!
INGA & IGOR: Puttin' on the ritz!
[Dance Break]
MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz! Puttin' on the ritz! MONSTER: Puttin' on the ritz!