Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead Getting crunk up in here! We're about to get White Boy Wasted
We stumble to the house party already buzzed We get retarded when we start drinkin' Bacardi because Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation Plus we don't know the meaning of the word \"moderation\"
I'm... I'm crude when I talk Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again Like \"dude I freakin' love you man!\" Imma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend But first I have to pass out and yack int eh downstairs bathroom So raise your red cups up and make noise 'Cause we drink like upper middle class teenage boys
Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party (It's time to party)
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Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth Half of them passed out A fat dude with his ass out Looking like John Belushi in the movie Animal House All of a sudden somebody yelled out, \"keg stand!\" Two jocks with tube socks and sweatbands They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man I had to do it; it probably wasn't the best plan Next thing you know It's beer pong and takin' Jager shots Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots Pissin' on police cars Yelling out I hate the cops! White boys with dreadlocks Now give me major props
Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party (It's time to party)
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Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party Party All I want to do All I want to do All I want to do All I want to do is just get White Boy Wasted
It's the weekend It's time to party (It's time to party)
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