Your Favorite Martian (Ray William Johnson) - Santa hates poor kids | Текст песни

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• Your Favorite Martian (Ray William Johnson)
• Santa hates poor kids

(Ray)
I really hate it that my family's poor!
I really wish I was a rich kid
'cause they always get all
the pimped gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox?Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony a lap dance.
Plus a tree house manshion and a jet ski.
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl?

(Deejay)
Gets me!

(Ray)
I thought Christmas was awesome,on and poppin,
'til Jane got a slave and Google stock options.
And I don't think you understand
how it feels to see another kid
roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels
like,|"Look at my new ride;Santa just bought it."
He didn't get you nothing
'cause your mom's an alcoholic.|
He's right I got some underwear
used by my brother.
I'm like Oliver Twist,"Please may I have another?"
I opened up a present,
and found an eviction notice!
Man,fuck you Santa!
We're spending Christmas with the homeless!

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich.
(Axel)
Come on!

Santa Hates Poor Kids.(2x)
(Axel)
And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!

(Ray)
And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
And a discharged G.I.Joe with no arms
and a drunk stepdad.
Man,I hate it here!
And Mom got some cigarettes
and half a case beer.
We're too poor for Christmas music.

(All)
We A capella!

(Ray)
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella
with a bunch of junk glued to it.
This shit is useless!
And Ravi said Santa also
hates you if you're Jewish.

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich.
(Axel)
Sing in!

Santa Hates Poor Kids.(2x)
(Axel)
And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!

Santa Hates Poor Kids

(Deejay)
Ho,Ho,Ho!

(Ray)
Fuck you Santa!You fat motherfucker!
How'd you get so big?
You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly,I ain't buying into that.
And why you always trying to get kids
to sit on your lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
Hey Fatty Clause!
Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I'm going to go to the North Pole
and enroll you in gym class.
And next year I'm leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
You see me while I'm sleeping.
You creep me out.
And while you watching me
why you to take your penis out?
So bring it Santa!
I'm not afraid to fight,bitch!
I'll whup your ass and take a shit on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way.
If you're a saint
why'd you steal Jesus' birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa,we don't need you!
And tell the Tooth Fairy she's a cheap bitch too!

[Chorus]
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
(Axel)
Common!

Santa Hates Poor Kids.
(Axel)
And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!

Santa Hates Poor Kids!

(Girl)
And God bless us everyone!

(Ray)
Shut the hell up Tiny Tim!You're not helping!

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