Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls | Текст песни

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• Your Favorite Martian
• We Like Them Girls

We live them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas, functioning vagina, -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs,
At least two f-cking limbs.
And one is a leg. – WHAT!

We like them girls who can write their name.
Write it on a piece of paper, they can write their name, right!

We live them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, -ginas

I don’t give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin,
with a bunch of scruff on her chin
and one functioning limb.
She could have a hundred babies from maybe 80 babies’ daddies and crazy acne.
I don’t need a babe to make me happy.
She could be Russian with a husband or even my second cousin
As long as she doesn’t bust on my lovin.’
End of discussion!

She could be dyslexic with pits that are wretched.
I’ll even have sex if she’s pregnant as long as her v@g^na ain’t an arid desert.
(WOW!)
We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginas

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food.
Give them some food and they know what do do next!

We like them girls who don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab!
Don’t stab!

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginasI need a girl who can blow her nose and count her toes.
And doesn’t need help putting on her clothes.
Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street.
Can at least get flip flops on her feet.
Source: LYBIO.net

A girl that can form real words with her mouth

OMG YourFavorite Martian FTW!!! lol XD

And color inside the lines.
Pass a first grade reading and math test.
Don’t gotta do the best.
She’s potty trained and don’t mess on the floor.
I want her to speak, but less is more.
Know how to think, know how to blink.
Hey girl what you sweating me for?

The type of girl I can take outside.
My standards ain’t that high.
A girl that can make out shapes and knows that rain comes from the sky.
(Ya!)

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs,
At least two f-cking limbs.
And one is a leg. – WHAT!

We like them girls who can write their name.
Write it on a piece of paper, they can write their name, right!

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginas

Girl you can have A.D.D.
(A.D.D.)
But I’ll date you if you know your ABCs.
(HELL YEAH)

I need a girl.

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginas

We like them girls who can eat food, eat food.
Give them some food and they know what do do next!
Source: LYBIO.net

We like them girls who don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab, don’t stab!
Don’t stab!

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginasI need a girl who can blow her nose and count her toes.
And doesn’t need help putting on her clothes.
Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street.
Can at least get flip flops on her feet.
Source: LYBIO.net

A girl that can form real words with her mouth

OMG YourFavorite Martian FTW!!! lol XD

And color inside the lines.
Pass a first grade reading and math test.
Don’t gotta do the best.
She’s potty trained and don’t mess on the floor.
I want her to speak, but less is more.
Know how to think, know how to blink.
Hey girl what you sweating me for?

The type of girl I can take outside.
My standards ain’t that high.
A girl that can make out shapes and knows that rain comes from the sky.
(Ya!)

We live them girls with functioning v@g^nas
Functioning v@g^nas, functioning v@g^na, -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs,
At least two f-cking