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I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom - everything is in SLOW MO.
I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange,
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are,
Cry directly in this jar,
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears,
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip sippin' on
Sip sippin' on
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed,
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked: "what can I bring you?"
I said: "The most expensive thing on the menu!"

She came back with a glass of liquid,
I said: "I asked for something different,
This looks like a normal beer."
She said: "Naw it's Orphan Tears"

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus,
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly,
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are,
Cry directly in this jar,
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears,
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
Sip sippin' on
Sip sippin' on
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

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