nerd life where it pays to be smart its an arcane art make a lotta dough and no shit start nerd life sets us miles apart (nerd life) now were in high demand cuz the world dont turn without us man we rock chips that are made of sand more gold on board than a krugerrand
sweet like a cola yes im a rolla catch me in the cut with a big pistola pilot seat im root in the coupe cooking em fast like ramen soup lean back grab the wheel and twist rolex shine offa my left wrist they ask now who is this its the man who made nerd life a business
i am the man i produce results in life im delete control and alt im the final word im the null at the end of the string said it before im the nerd rap king yall think its a joke but i broke every construct kept it real with my nerd life conduct earned their respect im a seasoned vet every clique every crew every city every set
everywhere i go get the presidential penthouse yachts wifi essential widescreen laptop in the rental max dcs with servercentral warcraft from a lil life raft in the cool lil pool sunscreen on my back i aint pale ill get outside but the basements nice and cool at night
like nascar im loading drivers phat bandwidth t1 subscriber fat pipe to the central office confident but some call me pompous got every right to act like an asshole called me alfalfa the little rascal called me a nerd and you called me a shrimp now i eat shrimp cocktail whats up pimp
nerd life where it pays to be smart its an arcane art make a lotta dough and no shit start nerd life sets us miles apart (nerd life) now were in high demand cuz the world dont turn without us man we rock chips that are made of sand more gold on board than a krugerrand
but enough about my paper stacks three free albums two hundred tracks frankie went to hollywood but he didnt relax now nerdy south records on the map thats a fact kept the buzz on the internet fresh and alive if you aint going big then you wont survive my artists hungry to make some money producers shit they hit the ground running
see a hacker another face in the crowd lift my shirt and fly my flag proud snyder put a fat tip to the walls stc on the bathroom stalls nerd life bitch its a revolution up on the top of our evolution thanks for the fuel that i got in school all you motherfucking bullies now i make the rules
i know youre sad as you lay on the couch in your little ratty house stuck up in that dead end job where your a boss is a dick and you cry and sob wonder why you made fun of me then cuz you heard that my company was hiring some scars run deep and i cant forgive so go kick rocks cuz im trying to live
they kick rocks now we call the shots cuz their home computers serve as our bots end some lives with the press of a key laid back sipping mai tais on the beach know how it go how the story end how it finish ima be a legend with God as my witness see you in the future wal mart greeter signed ytcracker the nerd life leader