Within 5 minutes, there's fanart; and after 10 the arguments start At 15 you've got the cosplayers, and at 20, everybody's like, \"It's not fair!\" But after a while things start to dissipate; people ship {???} and habituate To argue about what's canon now 'cause no one really understands it anyhow And all there's left to do is wait For the next update You scan the page and fall in a daze. This one will bring the fandom to its knees Three new panels and a pesterlog. Everyone stands still in shock and awe At the Update! Who's going to die? What alien kid is going to make you cry? How will the comic make you broken-hearted? How many shipping wars will get started? What headcanons will be dismantled? And will the fandom be able to handle What Andrew Hussie will create With the next update? How will the comic make you broken-hearted? And how many shipping wars will get started? What headcanons will be dismantled, and will the fandom be able to handle what Andrew Hussie will create With the next update? And then your heart sinks when there's no un-clicked links. You want to know what happens next So to a new tab is fetched to get your fanfiction fix and read about teen alien sex. But suddenly your notifier beeps; you click over and begin to read. You're sitting at your desk, hitting refresh over and over and over You should go to bed; you need to rest. The time seems to be passing slower You can't seem to find any peace of mind in the light of your computer screen It's 2:30am and you wonder when you're ever going to sleep It's been 24 hours since the last page. How much longer will we have to wait? For the Update! Who's going to die? What alien kid is going to make you cry?