I never knew what love was like Until I saw your face. And suddenly. I felt a love That time cannot erase. Your eyes so sweet and piercing Your manner kind yet strong The kind of girl I could love forever. We'd spend the rest of our lives together. And in my life, I don't think ive ever... Been so fuckin’ wrong!
You're a bitch with no heart You're a liar. You are satan And I hate the way you snore at night! All your quirks piss me off And I don't think I'm misstatin’ Your compulsive need to always be right! You're bossy and judgmental Kind of tactless, boring too And I really cant believe I ever fell in love with you. Oooh!
I know that all seemed kind of harsh And things weren't always bad. In fact, I think sometimes we shared Were the best that I've ever had. Like our road trip that one summer Or those steamy nights in Spain... You always melted when i would praise You and my stupid jokes, they would never phase you But that don't mean shit next to all the ways you Drove me so insane!
You're a cock-frickin'-tease Girl you never stop your talkin’ And at times you got a double chin. You may say its good fun But your racist rants are shockin’ And your ups don’t need more collagen! All you care about is how much Someone makes and what they do Not a man in his right mind Would ever fall in love with you.
You always criticized the clothes that I would wear And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair Really nice! You turned me vegan, which i totally despise And I'm pretty sure you laughed That time I said. "Let’s compromise." If you were shot or beaten Run over by a truck I guess that I'd be sad But then again, it wouldn't suck... It wouldn't suck!
So goodbye, hit the road As a girlfriend. You are fired! Find some other chump that you can fleece. Years from now. When you're old And you've finally expired Girl, I hope that you don’t rest in peace. Never met someone so selfish Half the time, my balls were blue. After all that I’ve endured now You can safely rest assured now That your ex is up and cured now Yes. I’m so done bein' in love In love with you! Whoa. We're through! Yeah! Yeah! Whoa! We're so done, Allison Honeybun, it’s, like, over. It was on. Now it's gone And I’ve regained my composure. So god bless, you're a mess And that’s what you call closure. So done bein’ in love with you!