Had a hard head, had a hard heart Had a hard hat, had a manual Lost a loose hip, licked a moose lip Flicked a toothpick, kissed a cannibal
Had a hammer, spat and stammered Spic-and-span, spattered and enamored Got a hotspot, hit the hay Spayed a spaniel
Lectures went from best to west when Everyone and his pet slept to death or left No one Jones was slow to show up Quoting quotas, mephedrone bereft
Credit, please, Oedipal complexion Medically edible erection Epicles, portmantease the Greek freak Legend cleft in send-up
Had a hard day Had a hard, had a hard day All the teachers' dirty looks And what do you say When all the lessons fade to gray? Can't tell the color of a cornered rook
Molotov sauce, wall-to-wall sloths Block the tail toss, sale competition Ron and Paul Hoff pawn it all off Cognate cognition, magnate on a mission What a hotshot at the shot put Heavyquipment, pitter-patter sound Runner grunting, thunder rumbling Lightning strikes the track that wraps around
Breacher Creature, clear the bleachers Eat your sleeve, obvious envier Veer away, fearing seriousness Tongue-lashing-in-cheek, Heart attack in mouth
Had a hard day Had a hard, had a hard day All the teachers' dirty looks And what do you say When all the lessons fade to gray? Can't tell the color of a cornered rook
I'm blind to chalk That poor blackboard has More to say But I can't see it and wouldn't pay attention anyway Hey, which way to Take in a game so vague?
The elder fellowed a fallow farm and a Yellow feline fell in the well on the lawn They fed it a breaded med, all better, went to bed The meth heads questioned his methods The mystics sniffed the logistics He said, \"Son, it's just Veterinarians' chess\"