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Joining a game

Where is the target?
Just tell me what to shoot.

Idle

What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
What is going on? / Why have my limbs stopped moving? / Has my heart just died?
Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
An idle mind is / A very dangerous thing / I think of violence.
I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
I sit here and wait / So eager to move onward / But it's all in vain.
Can we start moving? / I grow tired of this spot / I long to explore.
The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.

Attempting to travel while other players are busy

Someone is busy. / Now we play the waiting game; / Everyone loses.
What is the holdup? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?

Entering Decepti0n

Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill.
How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.
And I disappear / A ghost amidst the combat / Preparing to strike.
I vanish.
Stealth!
Good bye!
Ghosting.

Scoring a critical hit

A critical hit / So very satisfying / I live for such kills.
Critical killing / Is an art unto itself / And I am Rembrandt.
A critical kill / Showers me in blood and spit / How enjoyable.
That was your own fault / You should have paid attention / And looked through the lie.
Sorry, did that hurt? / That \"sorry\" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
I enjoy that.
Heehee.
Ow.
Goodbye.
Ouch.
Sucker.
Precision!

Throwing a grenade

Grenade out!
A grenade!
Here! Grenade!
'Nade!
Affected by an elemental attack

I feel the burning / Eating through my equipment / Must stop, drop, and roll.
I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.
Disgusting, this slag / Inelegant chemical / Increases damage.
Slagged!
My armor!

Spotting items

A new instrument, / Waiting for a sonata / That I will conduct.
Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't.
Mine.
Nice.
Impressive.
Well, well...
Not bad.

Comparing items in the menu

Comparisons made / But which is superior? / A tough decision.
Hmmm...

Reviving a downed ally

Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
Keep shooting!
Keep calm.
Do not panic.
I have you.

Killing an enemy

A most confused death / Dead before he even knew / Where I had struck from.
Striking from nowhere / Killing with accuracy / This is who I am.
Yoo-hoo, stupid guy / I was really over here / Too bad you're dead now.
I am everywhere / And yet, I am nowhere, too / I am infinite.
Farewell, foolish thing / Know that you have been deceived / As your soul moves on.
This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly.
I relish your death / You are so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
I have destroyed you / A deadly shot from nowhere / The ghost Assassin.
Over here you fools / That was but an illusion / I am your true foe.
You fought well creature / But I fought so much better / I'll pick your corpse now.
Assassinated / What a satisfying word / With five syllables.
What happened to you? / So strong, imposing, fearsome / Oh yeah, I killed you.
I witness your death / You were so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
Assassins never die!
Bow to my weaponry!
Unworthy opponents.
Fear my skills!
Easy.

Killing multiple enemies in succession

Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.

Sighting a badass or boss

Warning, badass!
Badass approaching!
Greetings, badass.
Hello, badass.
Badass sighted.
Attention! Badass.
Badass incoming!
Incoming badass!
Hark! Badass.

Killing an enemy by running them over

That is called \"roadkill\" / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate.
This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires? / Was that thing alive?
Idiots.
Bump!
Funny.

Crashing a vehicle

System crashed.
Getting crippled

I am nearly dead / It's time for a second wind / Let my aim be true.
I will not die here / I still have too much to do / And too much ammo.
Dammit!
Come on!

Getting a Second Wind

I won't die today / Not while I still have ammo / I am a badass.
I will not die here / I have too much left to do / And too much ammo.
I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
Second Wind achieved / Pulled back from the brink of death / I'm ready for more.
I'm back from the dead / To continue to raise hell / Get out of my way.
You should now be scared / I don't die so easily / And now I am pissed.
Nice try savages / I am not the dying type / You shall die instead.
This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
I got Second Wind / Metaphorically speaking / Breath overrated.
I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
I do not think so.
Your mistake.
Yes!
I'm ready.
Fool.
What is next?

Out of ammunition

I'm empty.
Well, crap.
Curses, empty.
No ammo.
That's unfortunate.
Ammo dry.
Ammunition required.
Ammo depleted.
Munitions dry.
Ammo necessary.

Being revived

I thank you for your / Kindness and sincerity. / Now, let's kill some stuff.
Thank you for saving / A not so innocent life / By reviving me.

Leveling up

Levelled up.
That felt good.

In the menu with a Skill Point left to spend

Why, yes, I do have / The skills to pay all my bills / Figuratively.

Issuing a duel challenge

Oh, what? Yeah, what, bitch? / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?
Let's duel, you and I / So we can compare weapons / And know who is more skilled.
Let us fight.
Duel. Now!
I challenge you.

Accepting a duel

A chance to spar is / Something I always adore / I'm ready to fight.
Was that a stiff wind? / Or a fly landing on me? / I barely felt it.
You sure?
Your mistake.
Death wish, huh?

Winning a duel

A victory earned / A hard fought battle, that was / I honor my foe.
That was a fine fight / I say that due to your skill / Not because I won.
Easy.
I win.
Victorious.
Back on your feet.

Losing a duel

I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
Well done.
Rematch. Now!
Surprising.

Tying in a duel

The battle complete / The warriors are equal / Identical skills.
A tie? Disappointing.
Unexpected.