Across the bandwidth, another noob scoots Coulda opened with a weapon but instead got boots You shoulda' got the gank, but my kill shot shoots Leave it to Zilla to steal another man's loots
Now it's 3v3 because I can't do 5's I get up in your base While i'm chasin' your Ryze And it's no surprise He's healin' i'm feelin' My earned demise Towered right between the eyes
Part of the team But i'm not a team player Type in all caps \"THE NEW CHAMP AINT FAIR\" Run into the fray Never thinkin' it through Watch me feed the troops And then blame it on you
I'll rock anivia and stack attack Because my ultimate is being level 18 wack I'll squander my gold on junk and potions Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient You say I'm stock, while I think I'm hot When my history confirms That's it's probable to positive I'm not You take the top while I solo bot You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got
I get two boots Cuz it makes me run faster Max wall first And you'll call me Wallmaster
Junglin' your jungle As I bungle and fail Delivering the deaths Like I'm out delivering mail
That is, to say, directly into your hands I'm a nightmare Feared through all of the lands! Demacia and Noxus, internet too 9 deaths in five minutes, well it must be true
That there's a newbie every minute Out to make his name He talks like a pro But they're really all the same With a big, bad attitude Struttin' my stuff Acting all tough Steal your red buff
I'll rock anivia and stack attack Because my ultimate is being level 18 wack I'll squander my gold on junk and potions Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient You say I'm stock, while I think I'm hot When my history confirms That's it's probable to positive I'm not You take the top while I solo bot You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got