You hear your sweatheart scream, she tells why, you don`t believe her She saw one in the bathroom, it`s no lie, it`s a zombeaver!
Contaminated by toxic goo, a random genetic mistake They`re semi-aquatic, they`re hungry for you, Boys and Girls, stay away from the lake!
Zombeavers, Zombeavers, Zombeavers, Zombeavers!
A cheerful gang of college students think they`re on vacation Instead they`re dodging beaver chompers and facing the damnation
Don`t board up the doorways and windows, my friend, it won`t do any good This furry, brown bastards are fully equipped and they`ll chew right through the wood
Say goodbuy to your golden Retriever Zombeavers, Zombeavers!
So brace yourself, you`ve never witnessed rodents quite like these Oh, Jesus Christ, you can`t escape, they blocked the road with trees. Check your bodies for scratches, you can`t be too careful, their claws are a cause for concern Yes, once you`re infected, it`s only a matter of time before you turn into...
Zombeavers, Zombeavers!
Look out, they`re coming through the walls, your girlfriend`s chewing off your balls,