I well remember when we first met The office party in El Salvador You won my heart with a tequila shot Soon we were swearing we'd never part
Baby, I hate you I hate to tell you that I hate you I tell you, I hate you baby
'Cause I'm counting on your suicide I can't be happy while you're still alive And as the minutes crawl slowly by I'm counting on your suicide
Out in the desert, the honeymoon Under a blanket we watched the stars And if they weren't so far away and made of burning gas... Then I'd give them all to you
I can't understand, someone tell me what happened 'Cause I... I don't love you I must have been drugged for a couple of years 'Cause I... I don't love you Oh, I... I don't care where we've been You never meant that much to me anyway