Used to think that I was doomed to lonliness That I would die before I'd even been kissed But something changed today Let me tell you what the letter says...
"I saw you last night at the Devo show Where I never thought someone like you would go 'Cos you hang out at the library You're so brainy and I know you hate me But when you revise, I'm hypnotised And baby, baby, it's no lie
Guess what!? I love you!
Baby, please don't turn me down Just because you heard that I'm a runaround All those hip-chicks that I dated All turned out to be over-rated Yeah, it's no fun, they're just too dumb Let me be on your curriculum!"