Christmas is coming I'm getting fat Cruising through town in a black cadillac
I remember when i gave you your first bat its the time to bring that feeling back
I wanna Transylvanian christmas like the ones we had back home I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh beneath the mistletoe Because I'm homesick for the old country and it never seems to snow around here I wanna Transylvanian christmas this year.
So Santa Claus is coming round tonight when he gets to my house he's gonna get a fright
It's not that I'm a sick sadistic creep it;s just that I'm so excited i cant sleep
I wanna Transylvanian christmas like the ones we had back home I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh beneath the mistletoe Because I'm homesick for the old country and it never seems to snow around here I wanna Transylvanian christmas this year.