I woke up in the afternoon My head was spinning 'round I can't even remember How I made it home, right now
The Telephone was screamin' From the corner of the room [you got a collect call from a Mr. Satan, Now should we put you through?] He said, "You may not remember me, I bought you a drink last night. How about we go some place And talk about evil."
No, Please! I don't want to talk about evil! Lets talk about Evil!
I got a direct line to the devil But he calls me all the time It's getting harder just to keep him off the line Dial 0-800 666 Right now!
I'm real sorry man But I've got other plans Atleast I know who to call If I ever want to burn in hell Even though I told him not to call me back I can't get the Devil To cut me any slack
He calls me when I'm all alone And when I'm with my friends He keeps on dialing it for me Like he is inside my head
I've got a direct line To the Devil But he calls me all the time It's getting harder Just to keep him off the line Dial 0-800 666 right now!
Woah! Now! Woah! Now! Woah!
Now I've change my name and number I got a new address But nothing seems to matter To that demonic pest One time I swear to god I saw him sitting on my couch Some how I know that That's his car that's always Parked outside my house
I've gotta to get away got to get away I Gotta get away I've got to get way I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I've gotta I got a!
I've got a direct line To the Devil But he calls me all the time It's getting harder Just to keep him off the line Dial 0-800 666
Right Now! Woah! Right Now! Woah! Right now! Woah!