- INTRO - DiGi: “Yo, Dr. halc. Ugh, I need you to drive my car.” halc: “Yo man, I don't know if I should be driving, I'm still kinda drunk.” DiGi: “Drive it!” halc: “Ok .. ok, hold on.” DiGi: “Here's the keys.” halc: “That's better.” DiGi: “Hmm. Right. Don't scratch it. Don't you dare scratch the car, I mean, i'm gon' fuck you up!” halc: “I promise I won't wreck the car, man. Ok?” DiGi: “Ok.” halc: “You should still probably put your seat belt on.” DiGi: “Fuck you, good sir! Don't scratch the paint job ...and pass the microphone, I need to sober up.”
- VERSE 1 - We got a bunch of Zones to swing passed Bounce the car up and down at Spring Yard. (Boing!) Avoid lava the further we drive in to Marble Labyrinth, let me wait for an air bubble And continue. We're on our way From Starlight of the night sky to the bay Stay the hell away from Scrap Brain I do not wanna wreck the car, I am not insane. (Okaaay!) Got my golden rings, Casino Night yeah Slot machines done cleared my wallet out here. (Ah shit!) Move on, where next? Oil Ocean From the Hill Top, yo that's how we rolling. Emerald Hill to Sandopolis There's sand in the tank, oh what is this? Pit stop, fill her up, but the bill's on you (What?!) There's a ton of other Zones we got to roll through.
- CHORUS - Select your transmission. Turn the key on that ignition. Yeah! We're going long distance Rolling through the Zones we live in. I just washed the car, it's looking good. See the sunshine gleam on the hood (yah) Hey! Rolling start! Just try to go easy on the car
Here, lemme bridge these vox While I drive this whip, I dropped beats in the speaker-box. Control switched off, chaos to cruise No collisions, just let the groove play through. And I'm realizing.. it's a good thing I put a Sat-Nav On the Robo 'cuz we left him in the last act! Oh well, he'll find his way back And we'll meet again for a jam on the last track.
- VERSE 2 - Aight! Stop what ya doing, we're at Aquatic Ruin Keep it moving, Mystic Cave. We straight up cruising Metropolis, three acts? Death traps? Not that Chemical Plant, Return of the Mack Angel Island's floating high Hydrocity Zone is the real water ride Go to Carnival Night to attain stardom But first we gotta burst through Marble Garden Doing drifts on the Ice Cap Out run Launch Base security just like that. Turn on the air con. Lava Reef. Mushroom Hill, let's grab something to eat. Sky Sanctuary, careful we don't slip. Man, this was one hell of a road trip And yo, just before we turn and head home Let's quickly ram raid the Death Egg zone.
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- OUTRO - Peace! Uh, yo, go easy on the car, man Yeah, alright, yo, yeah, go easy on the car Ay, alright, yo! what a day man, yeah! Yo, okay, alright! halc, take us home, man
DiGi: “Oh, WHAT?” halc: “Hmm?” DiGi: “Is that Flicky shit on my car? A Flicky SHAT on my car, man!” halc: “That is NOT my fault!"