taikutsu ya ROKKU damashii tazusaete hitorigurashi no bakuon jinsei tennen no chouchin FUGU na poppeta de machi wo KAOSU ni kyou mo makikomu TSUNDERE wa INTERIJENSU no akashi nari kyou mo kare ni wa naze ka kokurezu takkyuu ni inochi wo sasage ashikoshi wo kitaeru tame ni DORAMU tatakou
konna BANDO demo yarase ja nee konna MENBAA ROKKU ja nee mezashiteru no wa ondo ja nee tadoritsuku no wa nehan ja nee
warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!) MEIDO sugata de sanjou sanjou! (ACHOO!) kokora wa meido (Yeah!) jiken genba wa sanjou sanjou! (ACHAA…) muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!) benpi wa nanzan kanchou kanchou! (ACHOO!!) kiyoku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!! (okaeri nasai mase)
kowai me de shiroi BOORU wo uchikaesu yasashiki kokoro mune ni kakushite shitamachi ja saishokukenbi ada ni naru ashi wo sukuware kiyoubinbou KY na funsuikami no PECHAPAI na SUKUURU mizugi JASUTO FITTO yo (monku aru kaa!!) kinpatsu ga kaze ni nabiita houkago ya BEESU no oto de tsukkomi wasurezu
REA na SHOU daga shikomi wa nee konna butai ni tehon wa nee enjiteru no wa MIKKU ja nee wakashitai no wa ofuro ja nee
warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!) MEIDO ishou de tanjou tanjou! (ACHOO!) toufu wa daizu (Yeah!) sugoi ryouri de sottou sottou! (ACHAA…) futeki na MEIZU (Yeah!) kimitsu rousetsu bousou bousou! (ACHOO!!) yuruku urusaku mutsumajiku SHIISAIDO wa akkan! sougyouchuu!! (itte rasshai mase)
warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!) MEIDO sugata de sanjou sanjou! (ACHOO!) kokora wa meido (Yeah!) jiken genba wa sanjou sanjou! (ACHAA…) muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!) benpi wa nanzan kanchou kanchou! (ACHOO!!) sayaku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!! (MEIDO arigatou gozaimasu!)
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Bringing with me boredom and a soul of rock Living a solitary, roaring life With naturally puffed cheeks like a pufferfish lantern The town is swallowed into chaos again today Being a tsundere is proof of intelligence Today, I wonder why he didn’t confess to me again I will devote my life to table tennis, And beat the drums in order to train my legs and waist.
Even this kind of band isn’t just a fake With these members, it’s not rock What we’re aiming for isn’t ondo Salvation isn’t what we want to get
We are the Maids, Yeah! In our maid appearances, we Arrive, arrive! (Achoo~!) This is the underworld, Yeah! At the scene of the incident is a Terrible, terrible spectacle! (Achaa-…) The invincible Maids, Yeah! Constipating is like giving birth, when you get an Enema, enema! (Achoo~!!) Pure, upright, brave, Seaside is the best! We’re open!! (Welcome back!)
With those scary eyes, hit that white ball back A kind heart is hidden within my chest. In the backstreets, being clever and beautiful has its downsides Even the jack of all trades trips over For that KY fountain-hair’s flat-chestedness The school swimsuit is a perfect fit (Do you have a problem with that!!) As my blonde hair sways with the wind, I haven’t forgotten The sound of my bass and after-school at all
It’s a rare show, but there’s no training at all There are no patterns to follow on this stage The mic isn’t the one who’s performing The bath isn’t the one I want to boil
We are the Maids, Yeah! In our maid outfits, we are Born, born! (Achoo~!) Tofu is made of soybeans, Yeah! With our awesome, cookin