Ate you out on the bathroom floor Drunk and strung out and up against the door Never been so battered bruised and sore
Didn’t sleep that night and I’ve never slept since You tasted like rum and coke and you smelled like velemints With girls in high school it never felt like this
If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die If you promise that we’ll never break up I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie
Undergrad first year at OSU Met at a kegger on Neil Avenue I showed her my piercings she showed me her new tattoo
She digs boys in bands and she likes all my favorite groups Even made me a mix tape with Avail and Motley Cru Got stoned in her car and had breakfast at the dube
If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die If you promise that we’ll never break up I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie
Standing on the dance floor with a Budweiser Playing with myself and no ones the wiser See a nice girl and I’m right up beside her Play the bad boy cause you know that excite her
I say baby baby you getting pretty sweaty Cutting up the dance floor like a machete Next thing you know I’m taggin that betty Taking those curves like Mario Andretti
If I’m dreaming I don’t want to wake up If I’m in a coma I don’t want to die If you promise that we’ll never wake up I’ll never cheat on you or tell you lie