every 2nd of december it’s always the same wake up the next morning don’t remember anything got shitfaced and passed out in the snow wake up in a drunk tank a black eye and a bloody nose
promise myself i’ll never drink another drop it’s no big deal yo any time i want to i can stop but it’s cold outside, my friends are drunk and new years coming up so pour a shot of stoli and pass me a cup
sober — i don’t wanna be sober — i can’t stand being sober anymore sober — i hate myself when i’m sober — please don’t make me be sober anymore
never gonna have a family and i don’t want no career i’d rather drink myself to death than give up drinking beer i never finished college cause i never really cared in this dead end job in this one horse town i ain’t goin’ anywhere
save every paycheck for a vasectomy cause i know if i have any kids they’ll be fucked up just like me so why should i pay taxes when i hate the fucking system when i can get stoned and talk politics to anyone who will listen
sober — i don’t wanna be sober — i’d rather die than be sober one more day cause life sucks when you have to think clearly when you’re held responsible for everything that you say
fucked up, life’s so much better when i’m fucked up you’re so much hotter when i’m fucked up lying on the floor and it’s my life, you can’t tell me how to live my life won’t let you criticize my life anymore