Puttin' on the Ritz If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes and cut-away coat Perfect fits Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super-duper) Come let's mix where Rockafellas walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts Puttin' on the Ritz