11. Johnny the Fireman – What is this, Johnny? – It’s a book of matches and a can of petrol, mom. – I can see that it is a book of matches and a can of petrol, Johnny. But why? What are you doing with them? – I wanna be a fireman. I like setting things on fire. I like fire. It’s very bright and nice… – Now, Johnny, you’re upsetting your mother. We both know that you will become a famous poet and author! And don’t say “wanna”; it’s bad English! – Okay, mom. But, can I be a famous poet and a fireman and set things on fire? Please? Please? Please? – No, you cannot, Johnny! – But, mom… – You’re upsetting your mother, John. The discussion is over! Go to your room and study Shakespeare! And take that finger out of your nose! – Okay, mom…