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13. A Test
– Do flies fly? Do bears bear? Do ducks duck?
– Yeah. Do fleas flee? Do ravens rave? Do cheetahs cheat? Do Russians rush? That’s childish!
Be serious!
– OK, do you have something better, Mister Oh-So-Serious?
– I do. I’ll give you a very simple test. A psychological test.
– OK.
– Are you ready?
– Yes, I am.
– Repeat after me: silk, silk, silk.
– Silk, silk, silk.
– What do the cows drink?
– Milk.
– The answer is incorrect, my friend.
– Why?
– The cows drink water, my friend. The cows give milk.
– The cows drink… Oh, yes, of course, the cows drink water. I know that! But how…
– Psychology, my friend, the human psychology.
– Ha. Cows drink milk. You got me there. I give you that…
– Actually, your idea’s not so bad either. It’s like: do Marxist guerillas fight for freedom…
in a local zoo?