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23. What’s Up?
– Hey, what’s up, mate?
– Not much, mate. Got myself a new computer. Have a look.
– Wow! That’s fancy stuff! A real mean machine! A dual core processor and all!
– It’s special designed for gaming. It’s a powerhouse. It’s got the latest everything and more.
Millions of real brilliant gadgets.
– Cool, man. Where did you get the money? Rob a bank? It costs at the very least ten grand.
– Fifteen K in a store near you. But for me, it was free.
– No way, mate!
Or, maybe, Bill Gates turned out to be your long lost uncle and gave it to you as a gift?
“Luke, I’m your father! Here’s some small change for you…”
– Not really. But, the Force was with me and this young Jedi got hired as a game tester.
– A what?
– A game tester. They pay me to test their computer games.
– That’s loony, mate! They pay you to play? No way, mate!
– Way! And, they gave me this computer.
I’m supposed to be giving them feedback on the games they develop.
There may be bugs in the software, and they pay testers like me to find them.
– Does it pay well?
– It ain’t bad for just sitting around and playing. I used to do it for free anyway…
– May the Force be with you, mate!