24. Beam Me Up, Scotty! – Looks like our buddy Steve got rich. Probably won the lottery or something. I saw him drive around in a red Lamborghini the other day. It must be worth at least half a mil. – Yeah, I know. I talked to him yesterday and even had a ride in that rocket of his. – So, what’s his story? – You won’t believe it. – Try me. – OK. You know that our Stevie never in his life had a job. So, he sits around all day in his underwear watching “Star Trek” and browsing the paper. About a week ago he goes through the Auto Trader and he sees that ad. A Lamborghini for a hundred pounds. And being as stupid as he is he just calls the number. The chap on the other side says “Yeah. Come over and bring the money”. Stevie says to himself “What the heck, it’s only a ten minute drive, what am I gonna lose?” You with me so far? – Yes, I am. Go on. – Let’s have a beer first. I had a tough day. Want a beer? – Sure. Beam me up, Scotty!