Heh, Heya kid. How's it going? I'm Sans the Comic. Come on in, we've got Burgers and so much more. Stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humour. Take a sit, it looks like to me your legs are sore but, Don't think twice, I know all of your dirty secrets. So don't try shit, or I'll end your fucking life. But, Hey! If you're good, I will show you around Snowdin Town. It's so great, if you're not a fucking murderer. Shop a the shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns. They'll heal you in battle, but you better not get into any fights or I'll kill you.