There once was a boy named Harry Who was destined to be a star His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar
(Philosopher's Stone) Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets Ron and Hermione Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell becomes un-employed The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
(Chamber of secrets) Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormous secret chamber
(Prisoner Of Azkaban) Harry blows up aunt marge the Dementors come and take charge Lupin's a wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either....
(Goblet Of Fire) Harry gets put in the tri-wizard tournament with dragons and mermaids ...oh no Edward Cullen get's slayed he's back
(Order of the phoenix) Harry, Harry it's getting scary Voldemort's back and you are revolutionary, Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be
(Half-blood prince) Split your soul seven parts of a whole there horcruxes! It's Dumbledore's end
(Deathly Hallows) there once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death but in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath...