Up rolled the riot van And sparked excitement in the boys But the policemen look annoyed Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
"Please just stop talking Because they won't find us if you do Oh those silly boys in blue Well they won't catch me and you"
"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me" "I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?: nobody told me"
Up rolled the riot van And these lads just wind the coppers up Ask why they don't catch proper crooks Get their address and their name's took But they couldn't care less
He got thrown in the riot van And all the coppers kicked him in And there was no way he could win Just had to take it on the chin