-The Rock came back, and everyone was with it. Til he said I was talking trash, but he would never be specific. I wasn't talking trash, Rock. I was talking truth. You left us high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?
-And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I'm lame, man? He wore lipstick and rocked a skirt for The Game Plan. Fruit Pebble that you dealing with? I'm not your average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pin wheel, Rock. So go ahead and blow me.
-You're electrifying, yes.But hang with me, that's absurd. Now, you gotta tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd. That's your material, you can have your joke back. Don't go racing to Witch Mountain, because your mountain is brokeback.
-The Rock's new movie? Well, its nothing like Walking Tall. He spends the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls. He's never with the people, rock. Your words are see through. You imitate me everytime you leave, for 7 years we couldn't see you.
-And is it Rock? or is it Dwayne? And is it Rock? or is it Dwayne? Pick a side, come on son. If I was you, I'd stick with Rock. Cause Dwayne ain't got a Johnson.
-You'll see at WrestleMania? I'll make sure not to miss it. But, you ain't gon' whip my candy ass, dude. I'll make sure you kiss it. You're the WrestleMania host, that's your role, know it. You tell these people that you love 'em, I'm here every week to show it. That's called a first round knock out, you know that I'm not playing. Run your mouth all you want, doesn't matter what you're saying.