Барни Стинсон - Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit(Клянусь, до завтра выучу!!!111) | Текст песни

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«Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit»

Barney:
I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking, that girl was smoking hot?
Yes I could have nailed her
But no it's not a failure cos there's one thing she is not
To score a 10 would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double breast
That 80's dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

(Ensemble): Barney:
(Suits) Wingman I can wear
(Suits) They're oh so debonair
(Suits) The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
(Suits) In navy, blue or black, check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Marshall:
Oh really?
Then answer these questions if you please
What would you do if you had to chose between your suits and a pot of gold?

Barney:
Suits

Ted:
What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you'd never grow old.

Barney:
Suits

Robin:
What would you pick? One million chicks or a single three piece suit.

Barney:
's moot.

Lily:
What if world peace were within your reach?

Barney:
Alalalala! I'm gonna stop you right there.
It's suits.
C'mon Lily.
Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!

Ensemble:
Girls will go and girls will come but there's only one absolute.
Every Bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute.

Barney:
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends?
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute.

Ensemble:
Cos nothing suits
The undisputed
Oft' saluted
Suitor of repute
Like a

Barney:
Wait for it-
Suit!

Ensemble:
Nothing suits him like a
suit-up suit-up suit-up suit-up
Suit!

Barney:
Aa

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