On Saint Valentine’s Day I don’t drink at all, On Saint Valentine’s Day I want to watch football, On Saint Valentine’s Day I am sober and alone, Servant for myself, master of my own.
I shall not fawn on you jumping on my toes, Dancing and nodding like a circus horse, Shooting at the ceiling with champagne bottle cap, I shall leave the roses in the hall unwrapped.
An idiotic day, Saint Valentine’s Day, It was invented by some malicious monkey, Drunken girls just kill it, kill it all the way, Nothing good you’ll have this idiotic day.
The snowstorm will be whirling, covering the town, When the guys rush for vodka to the shops around. And the boys will get drunk, the girls will get drunk too And they’ll begin to argue who of them is cool.
The girls will be crazy from a lot of drinks, I shall not hear you moaning ‘cos I’ll begin to sink, I shall not see your jacket crushed and crumpled and torn, Lipstick smudged on your face and how you will be gone.
An idiotic day, Saint Valentine’s Day, It was invented by some malicious monkey, Drunken girls just kill it, kill it all the way, Nothing good you’ll have this idiotic day.
An idiotic day, Saint Valentine’s Day, Nothing to comment, nothing to say, Drunken girls just kill it, kill it all the way, Nothing good you’ll have this idiotic day.