Verse 1: Hey there Keanu It's about time that someone said it But your picture makes us feel sad God I hope that you read Reddit Yes I do Cause all my posts are just for you I swear it's true
Verse 2: Hey there Keanu Don't you worry about the pigeons Have your lunch alone in sorrow Boy that sandwich looks delicious Close your eyes Pictures of you are no surprise This karma's nice
Chorus: Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's Reddit sympathy 'Whoa' is what you say to me 'Whoa' is what you say to me It's what you say to me
Verse 3: Hey there Keanu I know times have been real hard But with some upvotes from my friends We'll steer that bus between the cars We'll have it good You know kung fu it's understood I just got wood
Verse 4: Hey there Keanu My photoshop skills have no limits If all the shops with cats I did of you Would help to lift your spirits I'd shop it all I'd even shop you with Ron Paul That park's too small
Chorus: Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's Reddit sympathy 'Whoa' is what you say to me 'Whoa' is what you say to me It's what you say to me
Bridge: You give so much with all your heart Some motorbikes just for a start But I'd work with you for very little pay We don't need to stop this bus There is no spoon what's all the fuss And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name Keanu I can promise you That by the time we get through The Reddit memes will never ever be the same And you're to blame
Verse 5: Hey there Keanu Eat your lunch and don't you miss me One more week and we'll be done with you Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true Circlejerk won't know what's left to do I can't imagine someone new Hey there Keanu here's to you This one's for you
Chorus: Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's Reddit sympathy 'Whoa' is what you say to me 'Whoa' is what you say to me It's what you say to me