Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green. I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby. He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when we started to grow apart.
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Strange Feelin Pain Feelin Wretched Ohhh My soul
No pain No gain
Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife And then I fell in love with his daughter. And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok? Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha! He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean.
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Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul
If it don't hurt It don't work No
I was alone but that was only the beginning Said I was alone but that was only the beginning Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning I was alone but that was only the beginning
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Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul
2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? Say 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? 2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate?
Strange Feelin Pain Feelin It's wretched Ohhh My soul