If I didn't have you to hold me tight (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you to lie with at night (When I'm feeling blue) If I didn't have you to share my sights (Share my sights) And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry...
Well I, really think that I would...
Have somebody else.
(If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you, someone else would do Your love is one in a million (One in a million) You couldnt buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
But of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves, Statistically some of them would be equally nice.
(Equally nice)
Or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you... Or dumber but better at sport or... Tracing
I'm just saying (I really think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
Yeah.
(If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do)
If I were a rich man And did a diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model Or any of the royals or a kennedy Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
If I were a rich man maybe I would fiddle Fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls
I'm not saying that I'd not love you if I was wealthy or handsome But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea And if I had a different rod I would concievably land some
Even though I am fiscally consistantly pitiable And considerably less brad pitt than brad pitiful And I'm really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me And I (Really think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else) Oh yeah
Visual.
(If I didn't have you) (Someone else would surely do)
Look, I'm not undervaluing what we've got when I say That given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate, It's obstruse to deduse that I've found my soulmate at the age of 17 It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me
And if I may conjecture a further objection love is nothing to do with destined perfection The connection is strengthened the affection simply grows over time Like a flower Or a mushroom Or a guinea pig Or a vine Or a sponge Or bigotry
... or a banana (banana)
And love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and synergy And symbiotic empathy or something like that...
So I trust it would go without saying That I would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high Or catch something bad
But I'm just saying I don't think you're special I mean... I think your special But You fall within a bell curve
I mean, I'm just saying I (Think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
I think you are unique and beautiful You make me happy just by being around (Being around) But objectively you would have to agree that baby when I found you Options are relatively thin on the ground (Thin on the ground) Your lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you Or maybe more open to spanking or scrabble... I'm just saying
(That I think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else) I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if for example My first girlfriend jackie hadn't dumped me After I kissed winstons ex girlfriend neah at stephs party back in 1993
And our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative and which we don't meet.
Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life Where