May I take your order? Bourbon rocks, splash of water Comin' right up Comin' right up
All alone? Don't be nervous Bruno's here baby, I'm at your service Tending your cup Sit down, belly up
Ask for anything and I'll say-yup! Comin right up
Need a match? On the double Sulphur preparation, that's no trouble Comin right up I got that comin right up What's that? Am I free later? Let me put it this way Does a comet leave a crater? I'll check my book-my, my, what luck
A bottle of our best champagne Comin right up
We toasted everything That's worth imagining She told me stories that would melt a stone I managed to just keep hold of myself She blew a little kiss, so shy and sensuous Then disappeared into the night alone She left a map on a ten-dollar bill Underneath her glass in a vodka spill
Midnight I pushed the buzzer Guessed right cause it was her Ninety-ninth floor Baby, It's Bruno I'll be right up
I knock-I take a look in High heels-dinner cookin' Yes, thank you make mine A Manhattan bone dry
Don't forget that little cherry on top! Comin' right up