WORMTAIL: Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say: "You must get Lord Voldemort's behind." VOLDEMORT: No, no, NO! WORMTAIL: Sorry my lord! VOLDEMORT: Amateur! It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort!" Draco, a bad thing needs to happen and it's up to you! DRACO: THAT'S not what they teach us at Hogwarts. VOLDEMORT: Then maybe you need a new lesson.
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse It means no Harry, better call him a hearse (Okay - he's a hearse!) It's our trouble-free artillery Avada Kedavra!
DRACO: Avada Kedavra? WORMTAIL: Yeah. It's our favorite hex! DRACO: What's a hex? VOLDEMORT: Geez kid, what the "hex" wrong with you? WORMTAIL: Good one my lord! Draco, Those two words will solve all your problems VOLDEMORT: That's right. Take Wormtail here: Why, when he was a young Hogwarts... student. WORMTAIL: When I was a young Hogwaaaaaarts... student. VOLDEMORT: Very nice. WORMTAIL: Hehe thank you.
He found his persona lacked a certain appeal He was teased and abused til he squirmed and he squealed I'm a sensitive soul, I was so chagrined That they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin And oh, the shame (He was ashamed!) Such a lame nickname (Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame.) And I wanted to quit (How did ya feel?) Well, I felt like sh-
VOLDEMORT: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids! WORMTAIL: Oh. Sorry.
Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra! Even though you don't shave - yet It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave (Yeah, sing it kid!) It's our recipe for anarchy Avada Kedavra!
VOLDEMORT: Welcome to the dark side. DRACO: You're all killers? VOLDEMORT: We kill whoever we want. WORMTAIL: Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts! DRACO: That's beautiful!
WORMTAIL: That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad! DRACO: I'm so angry I could kill a whole house-elf. VOLDEMORT: Heheh. we don't need a house-elf killed. Yet. DRACO: An owl? VOLDEMORT: Nuh-uh. DRACO: Harry Potter! VOLDEMORT: NO! HE'S MINE! Listen, if you're gonna be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to... "go away". DRACO: Ooh, who's that? VOLDEMORT: A certain headmaster... who did you think? DRACO: Oh. Wow. VOLDEMORT: Oh yeah. I hope you're not chicken. WORMTAIL: Unforgivable, yet satisfying! VOLDEMORT: This is a rare opportunity. Mhmmm. He'll die with a very pleasant crunch. WORMTAIL: You'll learn to love 'it! VOLDEMORT: I'm tellin' ya kid, this is a great life. No rules, no accountability, ohoho, and the little muggle kind. And best of all, we're all pureblood! That is except me. Well, kid? DRACO: Oh well... WORMTAIL: Hey! Don't point that at me! DRACO: Avada Kedavra! Haha! Unforgivable, yet satisfying. VOLDEMORT: That's it!