Is it so wrong if i don't pay my rent? No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent Sell your wares, pollute the air I don't care Fresh air's for squares Now if it were up to me The piper would be up the creek and the fiddler too 'Cause neither one of you would be paid I need the cash for getting laid And i don't mind To seem unusually unkind You ask what kind of guy am I
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools Who don't have time for rules The irresponsible who wouldn't be caught dead in a school I'm irresponsible I'm Mr. Irresponsible I'm irresponsible, and I don't care If the whole world burns Let it burn
I live my life without a care I don't have time to be Politically aware I hate to have to think I hate feeling too I'll leave those chores to some Pathetic sap like you Don't talk to me about the Dolphin in the tuna net I'm on the tuna's side Hey, dolphin tastes quite good i bet I'd never lie, my hair requires aerosol I want it ten feet tall And I don't care about the hole in the sky If Rogue don't mind, why should I? It just so happens I'm that kind of guy
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools Who don't have time for rules The irresponsible who wouldn't be caught dead in a school I'm irresponsible I'm Mr. Irresponsible I'm irresponsible, and I don't care If the whole world burns Let it burn
It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten Distracted by a skirt and got bored And just walked away Before the end of this god forsaken tune