Once upon a time On the assembly line Ran my brilliant designs Made of plastic
Then the factory called me Said “We are appalled we feel Your new designs are too drastic.”
What? Babies with buzz saws? The bankers in charge They lacked vision and imagination.
Chorus: Challenge me, will you? Well, I’ll show you all! I’ll see to it this wretched company falls. I’m not just some nobody here doing time You fat bastards need me and my brilliant mind!
so…they fired me.
All through the night As I wept, I packed my explosives dollies with knives And gasoline filled super-soakers
Deep in my mind My revenge grew ever corrosive
Chorus: I invaded the building with my army of toys As a fire rang out with a deafening noise, I screamed “I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!”
Cackle as the fire crackles As the toys attack ‘em till they all fall down.
Climbing to the top, I hear a helicopter Talking to me as the cops surround
Every corner of the factory Gasoline. It’s either them or me Them or me!
To infinity! To insanity!
All through the night As I laughed, I set off my explosives
But alas I was detained And they labeled me criminally insane.