[Dan Bull:] This is a letter to Bethesda in which I beg you To stick together a new Elder Scrolls and you flipping better Otherwise I'm gonna pester you forever Well, except when I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas this November But please, we need another Elder Scrolls If I don't get a hold of one I'll go out of control Sure, Fallout was a whole different level and it was incredible But it didn't have the visual elegance and mystic mythic elements That lifted it through excellence and into sheer perfectionism Transcendence isn't something I'd expect sitting next to computers But what you presented to us is beautious Playing Oblivion made me oblivious To my surroundings, how can a game be this intricate That after a thousand hours of play I'm still enthralled with it all, now to this day? I've found an escape from the Imperial Prison of every day living So take me to Oblivion again, take me to Oblivion again Take me to Oblivion
[Baron Samedi:]
Thanks Dan, I couldn't have put it better Get it together, Bethesda, or we'll keep penning you letters Being a vault dweller was special, but Wet was forgettable So I'll never settle for anything less than an Elder Scrolls Consumed by Blood Moon and swallowed by Morrowind When I slip into Oblivion, I'm instantly lost in it Escape the modern concrete office monotony When I pop that DVD-ROM into the slot and unlock my dreams Grab my magic hat, my daggers and the Wabbajack Pack them in a saddle bag, and travel through these savage lands It's mad depressing how obsessed I was getting With checking out every chest to collect every set of weapons I stand on the planet's edge and gaze at the hazy seas It's crazy how ones and zeros behave so amazingly Take me from these rainy streets, please Take me to Oblivion again, please take me to Oblivion