I know a couple chaps Who are really nice and merry One’s a boy with curly hair And he goes by the name Harry The other likes wearing stripes He is Louis Tomlinson When you’re put them both together They make Larry Stylinson And they’re in love When you are together all your fans just start to smile Let me point you One Direction and that’s right straight down the aisle You think we don’t see all the times you sneak a touch I bet after every concert you go right backstage and f- F- F- F- Fiddle with each other’s guitars As you sing a song of love while wishing on the stars Sharing hoodies and t-shirts don’t you know When you slap others’ bums that it’s so homo The way you make each other smile When you whisper to each other I just lose it for a while I’d be so sexy if you grew a beard Oh wait, Lou, you allready have one That’s weird because You belong together can’t you see Larry Stylinson’s as real as you and me When you catch each others’ eyes when you sing I can see it in your smile, you’ve got that one thing Like Harry said, it’s gotta be Lou Because everything about you that’s what makes you beautiful And one day you will hold up your mic, and say I love you more than this and it feels like Na Na Na Na Na Na I love you more than this and it feels like -like Na Na Na Na Na Na I love you more than this Fuck you Managment