Oh, I hate rehab so damn much! I can't get out, I can't get out! They drag me back, I kick and fight I'm spittin' on things, I'm starting fights! Lack of booze is killing me! I need a drink, give me a drink! Ah, rehab sucks! I wanna run away! But those doctors are making me stay and they say...
(Rehab Physician:) We've got several steps you need to complete, So you can get clean--get back on your feet.
(Rehab Patients:) I don't need this; I don't need your fucking help. You're all stupid idiots, You can all go to hell.
(Physician:) Shock 'em now, there is no escape Same goes for all of you Until I let you out of this place! Now, you all have problems, that's the truth! You're narcissistic parasites, But we can save you
But you got to tell us why All the reasons you got high The reason that you used The cause for your abuse!
If we could find out why We could treat you inside The action that we'll take-- Why did you drink?
(Pickles:) I drank because it's cool!
(Physicians:) Why did you drink?!
(Pickles:) I drank because it tastes good!
(Physicians:) Why did you abuse?!
(Pickles:) I really like the flavour!
(Physicians:) That just won't do!
(Pickles:) It'll have to do! It'll have to do! It'll have to do!
(Physicians:) If you don't tell me what I need to hear You'll never get clean You'll always live in fear! You'll never go home You'll be replaced in your band Do you know what I mean?
(Pickles:) Yes, I understand! When I was a boy, I was traumatized I was six years old and my brother lied! He burned down the garage, And he blamed it on me And that was the first time I ever had a drink
I drank, I drank I drank it all away It's my brother's fault! It's my brother's fault! THAT'S THE REASON THAT I DRINK!