On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, this broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 4 panicked robbers, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 5 bullets left, 4 panicked robbers, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. 4 panicked robbers. Come on, 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. Fuck, 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. And thi-this broke shit--PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! Fo' serious!
On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 3 tires shot. 2 fucking years in jail. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill! raging
On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. I came the fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill! I mean seriously?
On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 10 seconds response time. 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. AWAAAWAAAAH. 2 years in jail. YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS FOR!!!
On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-awww FUCK! 11 doors to lockpick. 10 seconds response time. 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. screams 2 years in jail. crying
On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 12 bags of coke. 11 doors to lockpick. 10 seconds response time. All hostages gone. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. I'm out of fucking ammo! WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!. crashing AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! FUCK MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!