Jane the Killer: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Jeff the Killer: No you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. Jeff the Killer: No, you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, Jeff the Killer: No, you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Jeff the Killer: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
Jane the Killer: No, you're not. Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am. Jane the Killer: No, you're not. Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am. Jane the Killer: No, you're not!. Jeff the Killer: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Jeff the Killer: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. Jane the Killer: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. Jeff the Killer: I can live on bread and cheese. Jane the Killer: And only on that? Jeff the Killer: Yes. Jane the Killer: So can a rat!
Jeff the Killer: Any note you can reach, I can go higher. Jane the Killer: I can sing anything higher than you. Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (High) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Higher) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Higher) Jane the Killer: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Jeff the Kille: How do you sing so higher? Jane the Killer: I'm a girl!
Jeff the Kille: Anything you can say, I can say softer. Jane the Killer: I can say anything softer than you. Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softly) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softer) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Softer) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Softer) Jeff the Kille: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Jeff the Kille: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. Jane the Killer: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! Jeff the Kille: I can open any safe. Jane the Killer: Without bein' caught? Jeff the Kille: Yes. Jane the Killer: That's what I thought.....you crook!
Jeff the Kille: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. Jane the Killer: I can hold any note longer than you. Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, I can Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, I can Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. Jane the Killer: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! Jeff the Kille: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Jeff the Kille: Anything you can say, I can say faster. Jane the Killer: I can say anything faster than you. Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Fast) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Faster) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Faster) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Faster) Jeff the Kille: No,you can't. (Faster) Jane the Killer: YesIcan! (Fastest)
Jeff the Kille: I can jump a hurdle. Jane the Killer: I can wear a girdle. Jeff the Kille: I can knit a sweater. Jane the Killer: I can fill it better! Jeff the Kille: I can do most anything! Jane the Killer: Can you bake a pie? Jeff the Kille: No. Jane the Killer: Neither can I.
Jeff the Kille: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. Jane the Killer: I can sing anything sweeter than you. Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweetly) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweeter) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't. (Sweeter) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Jeff the Kille: No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Jane the Killer: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary