The dirty things I read and write Are all I think about at night When I'm lying in bed and all I see in my head is you
Frank's the shortest guy in bandboy history Gee's an international man of mystery But the things that we write aren't as slashy as the things they do
In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog' Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob And boy-on-boy is the only way they know They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse You know we'd all be happy to see that show The vampire and his pint sized Romeo
They don't have to kiss and tell Coz we can see it all too well With their tongues in each others mouths up on that stage
When it's not about the music it's all about pleasure The fans are finding it hot beyond measure And when they're done they'll just do it another way
In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog' Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob And boy-on-boy is the only way they know They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse You know we'd all be happy to see that show The vampire and his pint sized Romeo
Lay him down, make love The way to his heart is lube and a rubber glove
In their world I bet their favourite game is 'Hide The Hotdog' Hi's another way of asking for a blowjob And boy-on-boy is the only way they know They'll blow each other and fuck until their butts hurts Bob won't complain coz he knows the view could be worse You know we'd all be happy to see that show The vampire and his pint sized Romeo The vampire and his pint sized Romeo