Houdini popped up out of the blue She caught me on a saturday She said-I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man But all those guys have boyfriends So you'll have to do for now
With her hearing sid and walking stick She looked as if she'd passed her heart But she held onto my arm and said I'm so glad that I've found you You're mine again Full of the joys of a home win I thought I'd humour an old queen She said-I'll take you to the cinema And show you where it's at boy.
I tried to back down courteously Tonights the night for clubbing dear But she pulled her arm away from me And screamed-You hopeless e-fused disco sheep I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man But all those guys have boyfriends And you won't do.